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If parents would only realize how they bore their children.
Source: In Webster's...
I never expect a soldier to think.
Source: The Devil's Disciple, III
-- George...
Money is indeed the most important thing in the world; and all sound and successful personal and national morality...
It's a funny thing about that bust. As time goes on it seems to get younger and younger.
If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not an...
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for me never tempt...
Morality is not respectability.
Source: In Webster's Electronic Quotebase, ed....
Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to...
In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.
I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.
Source: In
My mother married a very good man . . . and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
Source: Man and Superman, 'Maxims for...
I myself have been particularly careful never to say a civil word to the United States. I have scoffed at their...
It has taken me nearly twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of my faculties, to make...
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
Source: In
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Source:...
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people...
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from...