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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I...
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
Source: In Webster's...
Would you buy a second-hand car from this man?
Source: Of President Nixon,...
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've...