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The biggest difference between ancient Rome and the USA is that in Rome the common man was treated like a dog. In...
The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.
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Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
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The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public...
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; you get accused of things you never did and praised for...