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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Source: From a...
It is a good idea to 'shop around' before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about...
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
Source: In
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