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A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over...
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
Source: In The...
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your...