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The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.
My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.
Source: In The Speaker's Electronic...
Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him...
The worst of failure of this kind is that it spoils the market for more competent...
I don't know very much, but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it. I know what...
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has...
Don't pity me now, don't pity me never;
I'm going to do nothing for ever and ever.
The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something...
Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot...
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my...