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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was...
Great literature must spring from an upheaval in the author's soul. If that upheaval is not present then it must come...
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Source: Chips off the Old...
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the...
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying...
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly...
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Source: In...
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I...
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter...
I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left behind by departing patients than those...
Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.
Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor.
Source: In The...
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Source: In The Speaker's...
I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
Source: Attributed.
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The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
Source:...
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.
Source: To a bank...
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play...
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so...
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