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Agnes George DeMille: When you perform...

Agnes George DeMille: When you perform...

When you perform . . . you are out of yourself larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic....

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P T Barnum: Every crowd has...

P T Barnum: Every crowd has...

Every crowd has a silver lining.

Source: In Correct Quotes for DOS, WordStar...

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Milton Berle: Why are we...

Milton Berle: Why are we...

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

Source: At a Howard...

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Jerry Stiller: I don't think...

Jerry Stiller: I don't think...

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

Source: In...

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Groucho Marx: If income tax...

Groucho Marx: If income tax...

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for...

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George Burns: If I get...

George Burns: If I get...

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a...

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Bob Hope: If they liked...

Bob Hope: If they liked...

If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live.

Source: In Webster's...

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Robin Williams: Spring is nature's...

Robin Williams: Spring is nature's...

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Bob Hope: A bank is...

Bob Hope: A bank is...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it.

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Ed Howe: How many people...

Ed Howe: How many people...

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Source:...

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Ed Howe: A computer once...

Ed Howe: A computer once...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Woody Allen: I was thrown...

Woody Allen: I was thrown...

I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the...

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Woody Allen: More than any...

Woody Allen: More than any...

More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other...

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Woody Allen: Of all the...

Woody Allen: Of all the...

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose...

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Bill Cosby: Every closed eye...

Bill Cosby: Every closed eye...

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Source: The...

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Bill Cosby: As I have...

Bill Cosby: As I have...

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my [younger] brother . . ....

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Joey Adams: Never let a...

Joey Adams: Never let a...

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Source: From Charades, an internet...

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Fred Allen: A molehill man...

Fred Allen: A molehill man...

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5...

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Phyllis Diller: We spend the...

Phyllis Diller: We spend the...

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling...

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Jackie Moms Mabley: The teenagers ain't...

Jackie Moms Mabley: The teenagers ain't...

The teenagers ain't all bad. I love 'ern if nobody else does. There ain't nothin' wrong with young people. Jus' quit...

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