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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: Ambition is like...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: Ambition is like...

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog...

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Jane Wagner: A sobering thought:...

Jane Wagner: A sobering thought:...

A sobering thought: What if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full...

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Jane Wagner: I personally think...

Jane Wagner: I personally think...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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Jelly Roll Morton: My contributions were...

Jelly Roll Morton: My contributions were...

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of...

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Jelly Roll Morton: I have been...

Jelly Roll Morton: I have been...

I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit....

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Walt Disney: I always like...

Walt Disney: I always like...

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex...

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Walt Disney: People spend money...

Walt Disney: People spend money...

People spend money when and where they feel good.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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Marlene Dietrich: The weak are...

Marlene Dietrich: The weak are...

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak...

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Duke Ellington: People do not...

Duke Ellington: People do not...

People do not retire. They are retired by others.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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Jeff Foxworthy: You may be...

Jeff Foxworthy: You may be...

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your...

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Groucho Marx: I didn't like...

Groucho Marx: I didn't like...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

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Groucho Marx: If income tax...

Groucho Marx: If income tax...

If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for...

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Steven Wright: I bought my...

Steven Wright: I bought my...

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but...

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George Burns: If I get...

George Burns: If I get...

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a...

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Paul McCartney: All these places...

Paul McCartney: All these places...

All these places have their moments
With lovers and friends I still can recall.
Some are dead and some are...

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Jerry Garcia: For me, the...

Jerry Garcia: For me, the...

For me, the lame part of the Sixties was the political part, the social part. The real part was the spiritual...

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Victor Borge: I know [canned...

Victor Borge: I know [canned...

I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get...

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Victor Borge: In my youth,...

Victor Borge: In my youth,...

In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.

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Victor Borge: Santa Claus has...

Victor Borge: Santa Claus has...

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

Source: In Webster's...

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Samuel Goldwyn: Some who are...

Samuel Goldwyn: Some who are...

Some who are not paid what they are worth ought to be glad.

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