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Red Skelton: I'm nuts and...

Red Skelton: I'm nuts and...

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

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Steve Martin: Chaos in the...

Steve Martin: Chaos in the...

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

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Steve Martin: Comedy may be...

Steve Martin: Comedy may be...

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Robin Williams: The only people...

Robin Williams: The only people...

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, Will you be sitting in armed or...

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Bob Hope: That's life. The...

Bob Hope: That's life. The...

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Source: In The Golfer's...

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Joey Adams: The computer can...

Joey Adams: The computer can...

The computer can do more work faster than a human because it doesn't have to answer the...

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Dennis Miller: If you get...

Dennis Miller: If you get...

If you get to be thirty-five and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational...

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Dennis Miller: Trends don't mean...

Dennis Miller: Trends don't mean...

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if...

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Beatrice Lillie: I took up...

Beatrice Lillie: I took up...

I took up knitting from time to time as a relaxation, but I always put it down again before going out to buy a rocking...

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Phyllis Diller: Always be nice...

Phyllis Diller: Always be nice...

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Rita Rudner: My mother buried...

Rita Rudner: My mother buried...

My mother buried three husbands . . . and two of them were only napping.

Source:...

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Lucille Ball: You see much...

Lucille Ball: You see much...

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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Reba McEntire: Growing up is...

Reba McEntire: Growing up is...

Growing up is not being so dead-set on making everybody happy.

Source: In The Book...

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Fred Astaire: I have no...

Fred Astaire: I have no...

I have no desire to prove anything by dancing. I have never used it as an outlet or a means of expressing myself. I...

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John Sean O'Feeny Ford: It is easier...

John Sean O'Feeny Ford: It is easier...

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.

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John Sean O'Feeny Ford: Tell it with...

John Sean O'Feeny Ford: Tell it with...

Tell it with pictures -- direct it like you were making a silent.

Source: In The...

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Huddie Leadbelly Ledbetter: Look a here...

Huddie Leadbelly Ledbetter: Look a here...

Look a here people, listen to me,
Don't try to find no home in Washington, D.C.
Lord, it's a bourgeois town,...

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Judy Collins: I have tried,...

Judy Collins: I have tried,...

I have tried, in all the ways I can, to make timeless music.

Source: Interview in...

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Robert Orben: There are days...

Robert Orben: There are days...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

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Robert Orben: Never raise your...

Robert Orben: Never raise your...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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