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Steve Martin: I believe entertainment...

Steve Martin: I believe entertainment...

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you are an...

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Flip Wilson: If I had...

Flip Wilson: If I had...

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don't think I'd have the strength.

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Rodney Dangerfield: When I was...

Rodney Dangerfield: When I was...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Source: In...

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Ed Howe: When I was...

Ed Howe: When I was...

When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious,...

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Ed Howe: When I was...

Ed Howe: When I was...

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so...

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George Burns: Smartness runs in...

George Burns: Smartness runs in...

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five...

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George Burns: People are always...

George Burns: People are always...

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways -- I'm still making movies,...

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Woody Allen: I'm astounded by...

Woody Allen: I'm astounded by...

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around...

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Woody Allen: The universe is...

Woody Allen: The universe is...

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just...

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Bill Cosby: You can turn...

Bill Cosby: You can turn...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything -- even poverty -- you can...

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Bill Cosby: The truth is...

Bill Cosby: The truth is...

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

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Joey Adams: Do not worry...

Joey Adams: Do not worry...

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

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Mel Brooks: He who hesitates...

Mel Brooks: He who hesitates...

He who hesitates is poor.

Source: from 'The Producers'
-- Mel Brooks, (Jun 28...

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Mel Brooks: I don't believe...

Mel Brooks: I don't believe...

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

Source: In...

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Jay Leno: The New England...

Jay Leno: The New England...

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an...

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Phyllis Diller: Cleaning your house...

Phyllis Diller: Cleaning your house...

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops...

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Rita Rudner: My husband and...

Rita Rudner: My husband and...

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our...

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Rita Rudner: To attract men,...

Rita Rudner: To attract men,...

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''

Source: From a...

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Lucille Ball: Use a make-up...

Lucille Ball: Use a make-up...

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork...

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Alfred Hitchcock: The length of...

Alfred Hitchcock: The length of...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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