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B B King: Jazz is the...

B B King: Jazz is the...

Jazz is the big brother of the blues. If a guy's playing blues like we play, he's in high school. When he starts...

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P T Barnum: More persons, on...

P T Barnum: More persons, on...

More persons, on the whole, are humbugged by believing nothing, than by believing too...

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Jimmy Durante: Good night, Mrs...

Jimmy Durante: Good night, Mrs...

Good night, Mrs Calabash, wherever you are!

Source: Sign-off line referring to...

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Emo Philips: You don't appreciate...

Emo Philips: You don't appreciate...

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a...

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Henny Youngman: I take my...

Henny Youngman: I take my...

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.

Source: In The...

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George Carlin: The day after...

George Carlin: The day after...

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Source: From an...

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George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

George Carlin: Weather forecast for...

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Source: In 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,...

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Bob Hope: You know you're...

Bob Hope: You know you're...

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

Source: In...

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George Burns: I smoke 10...

George Burns: I smoke 10...

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.

Source:...

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Joan Rivers: Thank God we're...

Joan Rivers: Thank God we're...

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks...

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Joan Rivers: God always comes...

Joan Rivers: God always comes...

God always comes up with a third act twist -- and we won't know until we die whether the play was a comedy or a...

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Joan Rivers: Diets, like clothes,...

Joan Rivers: Diets, like clothes,...

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Source: In Words of Women...

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Fred Allen: An actor's popularity...

Fred Allen: An actor's popularity...

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas...

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Rita Rudner: I love being...

Rita Rudner: I love being...

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your...

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Lucille Ball: One of the...

Lucille Ball: One of the...

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn't pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism...

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Jacqueline Bisset: A mode of...

Jacqueline Bisset: A mode of...

A mode of conduct, a standard of courage, discipline, fortitude and integrity can do a great deal to make a woman...

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Marilyn Monroe: Fame will go...

Marilyn Monroe: Fame will go...

Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you, fame. If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle. So at least it's...

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Tallulah Bankhead: I have three...

Tallulah Bankhead: I have three...

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I...

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Tallulah Bankhead: It's one of...

Tallulah Bankhead: It's one of...

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work --the night...

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Cornelia Otis Skinner: It is disturbing...

Cornelia Otis Skinner: It is disturbing...

It is disturbing to discover in oneself these curious revelations of the validity of the Darwinian theory. If it is...

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