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Bill Cosby: Even though your...

Bill Cosby: Even though your...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep...

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Margaret Cho: Love is the...

Margaret Cho: Love is the...

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Source: In...

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Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is...

Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...

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Mel Brooks: Critics can't even...

Mel Brooks: Critics can't even...

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

Source: In...

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Joan Rivers: Your anger can...

Joan Rivers: Your anger can...

Your anger can be 49 % and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 %, the comedy is...

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Dennis Miller: Human beings are...

Dennis Miller: Human beings are...

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they...

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Dennis Miller: After seven years...

Dennis Miller: After seven years...

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two...

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Joan Rivers: I hate housework!...

Joan Rivers: I hate housework!...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over...

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Fred Allen: We are living...

Fred Allen: We are living...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with...

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Fred Allen: I can't understand...

Fred Allen: I can't understand...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few...

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Fred Allen: The American arrives...

Fred Allen: The American arrives...

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a...

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Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take...

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Rita Rudner: Men reach their...

Rita Rudner: Men reach their...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at forty-five. Do you get the feeling God is playing a...

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Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Source: In The Book of Country...

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Amie Comeaux: One step from...

Amie Comeaux: One step from...

One step from a heartache
Two steps from the blues
So close to a teardrop
I know what you were gonna...

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Elizabeth Barrett Browning: God answers sharp...

Elizabeth Barrett Browning: God answers sharp...

God answers sharp and sudden on some prayers,
And thrusts the thing we have prayed for in our face,
A gauntlet...

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Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Like some small...

Elizabeth Barrett Browning: Like some small...

Like some small nimble mouse between the ribs
Of a mastodon, I nibbled here and there
At this or that box,...

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Sylvester Stallone: Success is usually...

Sylvester Stallone: Success is usually...

Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure.

Source: In The Speaker's...

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William Wordsworth: Neither evil tongues,...

William Wordsworth: Neither evil tongues,...

Neither evil tongues, rash judgments, nor the sneers of selfish men, nor greetings where no kindness is, nor all the...

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Basil Bunting: To appreciate present...

Basil Bunting: To appreciate present...

To appreciate present conditions, collate them with those of antiquity.

Source:...

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