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Sonny Rollins: I think music...

Sonny Rollins: I think music...

I think music should be judged on what it is. It should be very high and above everything else. It is a beautiful way...

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Sonny Rollins: I simply want...

Sonny Rollins: I simply want...

I simply want to reach a level where I will never cease to make progress. . . . So that, even the bad evenings, I may...

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Josephine Baker: I like Frenchmen...

Josephine Baker: I like Frenchmen...

I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

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Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Bob Hope: Kids are wonderful,...

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Bob Hope: The only thing...

Bob Hope: The only thing...

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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George Burns: If you live...

George Burns: If you live...

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a...

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Bill Cosby: Even though your...

Bill Cosby: Even though your...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep...

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Margaret Cho: Love is the...

Margaret Cho: Love is the...

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Source: In...

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Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is...

Joey Adams: A psychiatrist is...

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...

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Mel Brooks: Critics can't even...

Mel Brooks: Critics can't even...

Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.

Source: In...

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Joan Rivers: Your anger can...

Joan Rivers: Your anger can...

Your anger can be 49 % and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 %, the comedy is...

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Dennis Miller: Human beings are...

Dennis Miller: Human beings are...

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they...

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Dennis Miller: After seven years...

Dennis Miller: After seven years...

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two...

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Joan Rivers: I hate housework!...

Joan Rivers: I hate housework!...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes --and six months later you have to start all over...

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Fred Allen: We are living...

Fred Allen: We are living...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with...

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Fred Allen: I can't understand...

Fred Allen: I can't understand...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few...

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Fred Allen: The American arrives...

Fred Allen: The American arrives...

The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a...

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Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Jackie Moms Mabley: Life is like...

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take...

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Rita Rudner: Men reach their...

Rita Rudner: Men reach their...

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at forty-five. Do you get the feeling God is playing a...

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Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Reba McEntire: Be different, stand...

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Source: In The Book of Country...

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