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Milton Berle: A committee is...

Milton Berle: A committee is...

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

Source: News summaries 1...

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Henny Youngman: When I read...

Henny Youngman: When I read...

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Source: In The Fifth...

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Harry Lauder: Keep right on...

Harry Lauder: Keep right on...

Keep right on to the end of the road,
Keep right on to the end.
Tho' the way be long let your heart be...

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Jeff Foxworthy: I've never been...

Jeff Foxworthy: I've never been...

I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I...

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Jeff Foxworthy: If you ever...

Jeff Foxworthy: If you ever...

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have...

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Emo Philips: I'm not a...

Emo Philips: I'm not a...

I'm not a fatalist, but even if I were, what could I do about it?

Source: In...

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Groucho Marx: Please accept my...

Groucho Marx: Please accept my...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a...

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Groucho Marx: A clown is...

Groucho Marx: A clown is...

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Source: In Webster's...

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Groucho Marx: No man goes...

Groucho Marx: No man goes...

No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.

Source: In The...

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Steven Wright: If a word...

Steven Wright: If a word...

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Source: In The...

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Steven Wright: Sponges grow in...

Steven Wright: Sponges grow in...

Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?

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Herbert Beerbohm Tree: The national sport...

Herbert Beerbohm Tree: The national sport...

The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and...

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David Garrick: The boughs that...

David Garrick: The boughs that...

The boughs that bear most hang lowest.

Source: In Wisdom of the Ages at Your...

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Eleanor Robson Belmont: A woman in...

Eleanor Robson Belmont: A woman in...

A woman in agony of spirit might turn her head just so; a man in deep humiliation probably would wring his hands in...

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Ethel Barrymore: You grow up...

Ethel Barrymore: You grow up...

You grow up the day you have the first real laugh -- at yourself.

Source: In The...

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Helen Hayes: From your parents...

Helen Hayes: From your parents...

From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you...

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Helen Hayes: Everybody starts at...

Helen Hayes: Everybody starts at...

Everybody starts at the top, and then has the problem of staying there. Lasting accomplishment, however, is still...

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Katharine Hepburn: If you survive...

Katharine Hepburn: If you survive...

If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.

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Sophia Loren: It's a mistake...

Sophia Loren: It's a mistake...

It's a mistake to think that once you're done with school you need never learn anything...

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Lauren Bacall: People should tell...

Lauren Bacall: People should tell...

People should tell your children what life is all about -- it's about work.

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