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Joan Baez: Good morning, children...

Joan Baez: Good morning, children...

Good morning, children of the 80s. This is your Woodstock, and it's long overdue.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts: If you think...

If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another...

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Robert Orben: Every morning, I...

Robert Orben: Every morning, I...

Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to...

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Robert Orben: With my luck,...

Robert Orben: With my luck,...

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

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Robert Orben: In prehistoric times,...

Robert Orben: In prehistoric times,...

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor...

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Sonny Rollins: America is deeply...

Sonny Rollins: America is deeply...

America is deeply rooted in Negro culture: its colloquialisms; its humor; its music.

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Nina Simone: Jazz is not...

Nina Simone: Jazz is not...

Jazz is not just music, it's a way of life, it's a way of being, a way of thinking. . . . the new inventive phrases we...

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Dizzy Gillespie: Ideas, ideas, backward...

Dizzy Gillespie: Ideas, ideas, backward...

Ideas, ideas, backward and forward. His influence is layers and layers of spirit.

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Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Joe E Lewis: Show me a...

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants...

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Bob Hope: I have a...

Bob Hope: I have a...

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

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George Burns: By the time...

George Burns: By the time...

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember...

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George Burns: Everyday happiness means...

George Burns: Everyday happiness means...

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do...

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George Burns: The most important...

George Burns: The most important...

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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George Burns: It's good to...

George Burns: It's good to...

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Woody Allen: Love is the...

Woody Allen: Love is the...

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good...

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Bill Cosby: Human beings are...

Bill Cosby: Human beings are...

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

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Mel Brooks: Every human being...

Mel Brooks: Every human being...

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give...

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Jay Leno: You're not famous...

Jay Leno: You're not famous...

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

Source: In The Fourth 637 Best...

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Beatrice Lillie: I'll simply say...

Beatrice Lillie: I'll simply say...

I'll simply say here that I was born Beatrice Gladys Lillie at an extremely tender age because my mother needed a...

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Gracie Allen: All the other...

Gracie Allen: All the other...

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I...

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