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Bob Hope: The trees in...

Bob Hope: The trees in...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

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Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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Joe E Lewis: They had me...

Joe E Lewis: They had me...

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything...

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George Burns: It's hard for...

George Burns: It's hard for...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was...

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Woody Allen: Eighty percent of...

Woody Allen: Eighty percent of...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Source: In Friendly Advice, ed. Jon...

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Bill Cosby: Fatherhood is pretending...

Bill Cosby: Fatherhood is pretending...

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.

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Bill Cosby: It's more blessed...

Bill Cosby: It's more blessed...

It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.

Source: In...

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Joan Rivers: My routines come...

Joan Rivers: My routines come...

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

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Dennis Miller: Technology is fine....

Dennis Miller: Technology is fine....

Technology is fine. . ., but that popular vision of the future, where you plug somebody in and leave them there and...

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Fred Allen: Where were you...

Fred Allen: Where were you...

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Source: Said to writers who...

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Fred Allen: A telescope will...

Fred Allen: A telescope will...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even...

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Fred Allen: Imitation is the...

Fred Allen: Imitation is the...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Phyllis Diller: Living in Hollywood...

Phyllis Diller: Living in Hollywood...

Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.

Source: In An Uncommon...

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Gracie Allen: When I was...

Gracie Allen: When I was...

When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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Rita Rudner: Someday I want...

Rita Rudner: Someday I want...

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to...

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Reba McEntire: Finding a good...

Reba McEntire: Finding a good...

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

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Will Rogers: An economist's guess...

Will Rogers: An economist's guess...

An economist's guess is liable to be just as good as anybody else's.

Source: In...

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Burt Reynolds: I can sing...

Burt Reynolds: I can sing...

I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

Source: In The Speaker's Electronic...

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Charlie Parker: Music is your...

Charlie Parker: Music is your...

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your...

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Bill Monroe: I was determined...

Bill Monroe: I was determined...

I was determined to carve out a music of my own. I didn't want to copy anybody.

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