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Flip Wilson: If you think...

Flip Wilson: If you think...

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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Bob Hope: The trees in...

Bob Hope: The trees in...

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Source: In...

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Bob Hope: People who throw...

Bob Hope: People who throw...

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Source: In Webster's Electronic...

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Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

Joe E Lewis: The way taxes...

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

Source: In The Ultimate...

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George Burns: It's hard for...

George Burns: It's hard for...

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was...

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Woody Allen: Eighty percent of...

Woody Allen: Eighty percent of...

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Source: In Friendly Advice, ed. Jon...

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Bill Cosby: It's more blessed...

Bill Cosby: It's more blessed...

It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens.

Source: In...

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Joan Rivers: After we made...

Joan Rivers: After we made...

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.

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Fred Allen: Where were you...

Fred Allen: Where were you...

Where were you fellows when the paper was blank?

Source: Said to writers who...

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Fred Allen: Hanging is too...

Fred Allen: Hanging is too...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

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Fred Allen: A celebrity is...

Fred Allen: A celebrity is...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being...

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Fred Allen: Imitation is the...

Fred Allen: Imitation is the...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Source: In The Ultimate Success...

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Gracie Allen: Brains, integrity, and...

Gracie Allen: Brains, integrity, and...

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your...

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Phyllis Diller: Living in Hollywood...

Phyllis Diller: Living in Hollywood...

Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt.

Source: In An Uncommon...

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Reba McEntire: Finding a good...

Reba McEntire: Finding a good...

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

Source:...

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Fred Astaire: Disco is just...

Fred Astaire: Disco is just...

Disco is just jitterbug.

Source: In The Speaker's Electronic Reference Collection,...

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Will Rogers: An economist's guess...

Will Rogers: An economist's guess...

An economist's guess is liable to be just as good as anybody else's.

Source: In...

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Will Rogers: A Congressman is...

Will Rogers: A Congressman is...

A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.

Source:...

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Will Rogers: Communism to me...

Will Rogers: Communism to me...

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Source: Wit and...

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Will Rogers: America is a...

Will Rogers: America is a...

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.

Source: In The...

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